• Don’t you think it’s ironic?
  • Watching Titanic in reverse…
  • College Batman vandalism…
  • How could you not knock?
  • Every time I log into Facebook…
  • When a man asks for a sandwich…
  • For real, wasn’t me…
  • If popular movies were about my life
  • Old conversation
  • Lizard haircut
  • And with a rebel yell…
  • How to ride a roller coaster. Like a Boss.