• Saw a shark at the beach…
  • They called me soulless…
  • Every time I see memes on Facebook…
  • Every time when I apply for a job…
  • Stop using it as an excuse…
  • Why there are no female werewolves
  • Mufasa!
  • Dads…
  • If the world ends…
  • Every time I wake up…
  • Have a nice day, and come again!
  • Whenever I make spaghetti…