• How did she survive this?
  • Out of my way! I’m an Ostrich…
  • How much I’ve thought about what I’d do in a disaster
  • I don’t think I have this attachment for my vacuum…
  • How my girlfriend feels when I wake her up for sex
  • Hear that?
  • Enlist today!
  • I don’t get it
  • Majin Buu
  • When I started using the Internet and found out I was the 999,999th visitor…
  • The little voice in your head
  • Tiniest mouse
  1. Caleb

    9:07 pm

    I’ve done all of them!

  2. ...

    2:12 am

    One? I did all of these things at least once in my life…

  3. emily

    4:47 am

    Haha! all 5 of them!

  4. Ovax

    3:45 pm

    I’ve done all of them…

  5. Confused

    2:48 pm

    All 5! Kids are just as dumb as adults, just on different levels.