• The solution to every problem…
  • Arguing with Mac users…
  • Will you ever forgive me?
  • Remembering a legend…
  • It’s hard being humble when you’re Robert Downey Jr.
  • Best way to get rid of a telemarketer
  • Somewhere in a parallel universe…
  • I’ll just do it later
  • Any time someone says “El Niño”
  • Just had a bad dream
  • Limp Bizkit
  • I’m a sign