• I’m quitting life to become a burrito…
  • No sleeping tonight…
  • Scumbag Jelly Beans…
  • Best security idea I’ve ever heard…
  • School’s starting…
  • Dear Mosquitoes…
  • Angry kitty
  • Most WTF headline ever
  • Howaaard!
  • Sofa king
  • Friend zoned
  • Mona Lisa in colored dots