• You should’ve known better…
  • You don’t mess with this man…
  • Albino Polar Bears
  • Overly Attached Electric Dryer Buyer
  • Be very careful…
  • Multidisciplinary freak
  • Trains of the world
  • When I’m leaving work and a co-worker tries to talk to me…
  • Learn it
  • When someone asks if I’m single…
  • Why are you wearing glasses?
  • This is why Europeans travel by train