• When I see stores with Christmas decorations…
  • Damn life’s glitches…
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  • If you want a prince…
  • I haven’t seen any…
  • I’ll be who I want to be!
  • Screw you, brain!
  • You can’t win
  • Whenever you feel alone, remember Don…
  • Before you criticize someone…
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