• I got her a plunger…
  • The Gorgeous Mandarin Duck…
  • Choosing motivation…
  • No but seriously imagine it this way…
  • Bored ride is bored…
  • The Unsure iPhone…
  • Can’t brain today…
  • Hide the beer…
  • Nick Fury Babysitting The Avengers
  • Every time I go to the airport…
  • Wrong number
  • Obama’s response to Congress when he heard pizza is a vegetable