• Every time I’m cleaning my room…
  • My schedule for the day…
  • More fun than all of you combined…
  • Screw logic…
  • Sloth Instructions…
  • Someone’s knocking at the door…
  • Please shut this door…
  • Confusing keyboard…
  • Steve Carell on Snooki’s baby…
  • Super Mario Ball Z
  • Screw you
  • Now my friends won’t talk to me