• When someone falls…
  • And that’s why you’re fat…
  • That explains it then…
  • Don’t believe everything you read…
  • This explains everything…
  • Why I don’t have any friends…
  • I don’t have abs…
  • I came to take your jobs…
  • The harsh truth
  • Wisdom of the Ancients
  • New millionaire
  • Designing the iPad