• Always be yourself…
  • It was the only reasonable thing to do…
  • The problem…
  • Genius dad…
  • Go home iPhone…
  • Sauron Eye Bookstore Stacks…
  • A card with a hidden message…
  • The mini iPad…
  • How I feel when someone tells me ‘look at this picture, it’s so funny!’
  • You grabbed the wrong butt!
  • How I feel when I find an onion ring in my fries
  • Dedicated clothing store employee