• My Christmas’ gift arrived…
  • If Harry Potter was made by Disney…
  • Kobe Bryant vs. Lionel Messi…
  • Close Encounters of The Worst Kind…
  • Before and after you get to know me
  • My kind of poetry
  • Our measurement system is jacked up
  • We must be closed
  • He is my squishy and my squishy he will be
  • How do you close this thing?
  • I hate when people do this when they talk
  • Well played