• Getting Out Of Bed Haiku…
  • Illegal immigration
  • Cat logic always works…
  • I am Sherlock Holmes…
  • Just chilling…
  • And that’s what school is for…
  • The problem with coffee…
  • Free Beer
  • The original bed intruder
  • I would like to apologize…
  • She thinks the Pepsi Corporation harbors terrorists…
  • Mam, can I borrow your fire?