• Did I do this right?
  • Best Chinese fire-drill ever…
  • I can see…
  • Owlman
  • Must change my voicemail greeting…
  • If you don’t wake up, you lose your money
  • A guy’s pee stream
  • Life goes on…
  • My eyes!
  • Sometimes I like to…
  • Holiday words of wisdom
  • Setting your alarm half an hour earlier…