• Where I should be right now…
  • Crime Doesn’t Pay…
  • Spooning Explained…
  • Who needs brain cells?
  • Best phone game ever
  • My GPS…
  • How to catch a cop…
  • Dreams of an English major
  • My dad just showed me the whole kingdom. Oh I just can’t wait to be king.
  • Pizza Planet truck in Pixar movies
  • Well played, McDonald’s
  • Personal Fap Time