• Almost had a heart attack…
  • I’m a hipster…
  • The earth is moving…
  • New relationship status
  • Whatcha eatin’ Littlefoot?
  • You’re so fat…
  • What is wrong with people?
  • Notepad business card
  • It’s okay. These giants will leave our land soon.
  • You will never leave the house drunk again
  • I wonder where UPS left my package…
  • Fail Satanist