• I’m safe…
  • Overachieving Newton….
  • Technology these days…
  • When a picture has more than 3 lines of text…
  • Fatherhood + Xbox controller = everybody wins
  • Vodka Jello Cake
  • Every time at the eye doctor…
  • Fake sports
  • To use at parties
  • This is pure joy
  • Would you like a bag, sir?
  • The worst thing about living with your girlfriend