• There is hope…
  • Midnight attack…
  • When I send a long text message and I get a one-word reply back
  • Nutritional first world problem
  • Whoa, not so fast…
  • Something’s wrong with Sam…
  • Sure, I’ll wear it…
  • Pick a number…
  • Usually how my weekends go…
  • What will happen…
  • From the dog’s perspective
  • Bastards!