• The way life works…
  • Peter, you’re too heavy…
  • Baby Anteater
  • Come on…
  • How I imagine the zombie apocalypse
  • Not taking a bath
  • But I… all right, fair enough
  • You can’t buy my love
  • Never pass out in a garage
  • Sunrise reflected in a bubble
  • Reasons why I update software
  • What happens when you microwave vodka?