• At the gas pump…
  • What make-up do you use?
  • This is why I’m single…
  • If you happen to remember this…
  • Read it again
  • The ‘Aliens’ guy progression
  • What love is…
  • My first year of college
  • Jon Stewart’s best Bachmann face
  • Newsweek called it way back in 2002
  • 404 error
  • Can I please sleep here tonight?