• You probably read this wrong…
  • My friend left this as the tip for our dinner tonight…
  • No more traffic jams…
  • Got me some wine…
  • Poor Boo…
  • There’s always that one person…
  • What did you say to me?
  • Every freaking month…
  • First rule of buddy system
  • New pair of glasses
  • Troll professor gets busted
  • Oh, so that’s where I left my glasses…