• One job. You had one job…
  • Originality…
  • Post-It watches
  • Hood popsicles…
  • Socially awkward penguin at the zoo…
  • For those asking for another Dark Knight movie…
  • Deep quote
  • Make a square egg…
  • Wow, nice hooters…
  • Sick and tired of all the Chuck Norris jokes…
  • Success is like being pregnant
  • Viva la resolution