• When I’m drunk and want to get my girlfriend in the mood…
  • What is done is done…
  • It seems like a weekend full of excuses…
  • Just get a job?
  • Baby wipes
  • Not sure if we’re going to the park… or the vet
  • Your brain is not ready for this
  • Megan Fox and me at Disneyland
  • God was running out of ink when he made the Badlands…
  • Haters… let them hate
  • I’m going too, damn it!
  • Finger love