• Dear opportunist…
  • How do stars die?
  • 60 years from now…
  • The greatest group costume ever…
  • If you didn’t have one…
  • How I mostly feel at parties
  • Ster Werks
  • No alcohol beyond this point…
  • When I was your age…
  • Please give this seat to the elderly or disabled
  • Carved crayons
  • Something fishy about this car