• The only species that can live forever…
  • Einstein’s pick up line…
  • You picked a bad parking spot buddy…
  • It’s time!
  • Before you play ‘let’s be serious’…
  • If I fits, I sits…
  • Wallet meter
  • Bathroom graffiti
  • Giving your kids dumb names
  • The X-Files was more realistic than CSI
  • Just bracing myself, Winter is coming…
  • How men clean a toilet