• I need one right away…
  • Chemistry cat knows how to get the ladies…
  • Oh my god Aragorn…
  • Les Miserables explained in a text message…
  • Long neck problems…
  • They have no concept of time…
  • Darth Vader is looking for insurance…
  • How I start the week…
  • Siri…
  • Can I use one of your quotes for my book cover?
  • Pretty damn soon
  • The only reason I know bananas are high in potassium