• Hmm…that looks delicious…
  • I shall return…
  • The weather forecast for this week…
  • Reasons to grow a beard&##8230;
  • Welcome to ‘Murica…
  • Beer pong for awesome people…
  • Right thing to do in such a location…
  • Unfortunate pick up line…
  • Let’s start this day properly…
  • Hi there, random intoxicated person…
  • So, there is no Santa?
  • I have no idea what I’m doing