• Just what I needed…
  • Still way better…
  • Wait, that’s not what I meant…
  • A computer on your wrist
  • If you played this game…
  • How we spend our money
  • Why I’m single…
  • See ya haters, going to the store…
  • Good ol’ Windows 95
  • Linux vs. Windows vs. Mac
  • Indecisive text
  • Never scare a magician