• My schedule for the day…
  • A cure has been found…
  • The best thing about living in Switzerland…
  • Please, I’m fabulous…
  • Leg Cramps…
  • Low self-esteem
  • What kind of strange sorcery is this?
  • Lawyer Dog gets you out of traffic tickets
  • Does it count?
  • The reason I’m single…
  • No time to explain!
  • Excuse me sir, you can’t park here