• The future of the English language…
  • Monster Costumes…
  • Ellen speaks the truth…
  • It’s okay yellow light…
  • Tell me more about it…
  • This seems about right…
  • Where were you when I was a child, Lego Store?
  • Must change my voicemail greeting…
  • The real meaning of the Assassin’s Creed
  • Your kisses do not please the baby
  • I’m out, world…
  • Philosoraptor’s food for thought