• Still a better vampire than Edward Cullen…
  • Some people just want to watch the world burn…
  • What do we say?
  • Time to leave the planet…
  • Best balloon animal ever?
  • We are out of crackers…
  • In the future…
  • How I feel when I get out of the movie theater in the middle of the day
  • Please Kristen…
  • Why women cry
  • “Whoa… you just blew my mind.”
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