• I don’t need a smartphone…
  • How an iMac is born
  • I’ve lived a life of lies…
  • The definition of ‘having balls’
  • How can that happen?
  • If you know this, you are old
  • My math teacher attaches McDonalds applications to failed tests
  • Your crush walks by…
  • Flap flap
  • My dad just showed me the whole kingdom. Oh I just can’t wait to be king.
  • Mother of God…
  • “We know all your secrets”