• Cat logic always works…
  • And just like that, Earth’s population was wiped out…
  • My to-do list
  • If the world doesn’t end…
  • Danger
  • The only one acceptable
  • Welcome to college…
  • When you walk into McDonald’s with more than five dollars…
  • Chinese Mafia
  • The dog that looks like William H. Macy
  • Shower effort
  • Her favorite toy