• Something you should probably be aware of…
  • American Life of Pi
  • Troll Matthew Perry…
  • Silly turtle, get down from there, you’re not a koopa trooper
  • Amazing food creations
  • Saw some ducks in a pond today…
  • Crawling in my beer…
  • How my girlfriend feels when she’s trying to sleep and I want sex
  • My dad just showed me the whole kingdom. Oh I just can’t wait to be king.
  • Now you see it, now you don’t
  • Well, it is a beetle…
  • Hey, you got anymore of that bread you gave me?