• Piece of candy…
  • Let me fix it for you…
  • Email addresses it would be really annoying to give out over the phone
  • When I hear a bad joke…
  • Spent too long playing with my phone…
  • Today I Learned…
  • Sleeping with the fishes
  • Good game, bro. Good game.
  • Gotta go fast…
  • She’s doing it right
  • Huurr I’m a burrr
  • Oh My GOD!!!