• You scratch my back & I’ll scratch yours…
  • Craw so hard…
  • It’s a bad time…
  • Found this in the bathroom…
  • Texts from Africa…
  • Got me like…
  • David Veguetta
  • Cleaning my cat’s litter box…
  • Perv cat
  • It’s OK, I’ll just sleep in this little bed in the corner…
  • You tell a friend not to look behind and they do this
  • Story of my late-night snacking life