• You’ve probably never heard of him…
  • Dirty little sloth…
  • New year resolution…
  • Jury of English Majors…
  • My job is finished…
  • Running into my ex-girlfriend…
  • Shut up and take my Fiorini!
  • Severus Snape
  • Stephen Colbert on Christians
  • How our legal system works
  • Casualties of War
  • This kid will someday get revenge