• How it actually went down…
  • I cannot lie…
  • Whatever doesn’t kill me…
  • Scumbag Ministry of Magic
  • When my girlfriend is undecided about where she wants to eat…
  • I’ll make you a mix
  • I don’t like the water
  • All the beer!
  • Product design disaster
  • The spaces between your fingers
  • Gangsters
  • Pouring liquid from a mug