• Important things to remember in life…
  • How funny my girlfriend finds me…
  • He thinks he’s smart…
  • Every time I use Wikipedia
  • What did you just call me?
  • Dammit Tyrone…
  • If a man is alone in the forest…
  • One hot tomato
  • Trampoline testing facility
  • How to increase tips
  • If the Pope dies…
  • Baby pigeons