• Compassionate Dog…
  • Roses are red, pickles are green…
  • I feel like god…
  • Oh, not now…
  • Bill Gates is better than Batman…
  • Weight watcher cat…
  • Expecto Petroleum!
  • Scumbag Dishwasher
  • Alright I’m up…
  • The Internet is starting to affect me
  • To protect and serve
  • The perfect reporter for the job