• You will be missed…
  • Where do I sign up?
  • He tried to stop it…
  • Don’t beware of the dog…
  • Texts from an overly attached girl…
  • Social Shower Curtain
  • Sleep calculations…
  • How modern friendships are created
  • Move it b*tch!
  • Troll metabolism
  • Whale played, sir…
  • Life is too short for the wrong job