• Shut up and take my candy…
  • When the clock hits 5pm and I’m in the middle of work…
  • Simple mathematics
  • The pit of doom…
  • Spoilers ruin everything…
  • Your move…
  • Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland
  • How they see me in college
  • When I say ‘dude’…
  • A fridge that uses gel to keep things cool
  • It’s so hard to hit someone nowadays…
  • Parenting, I think I’m doing just fine