• I’m fairly sure you don’t read these…
  • Count to 3 and toss it as far as you can…
  • I’m on the Internet…
  • Hipster Genius
  • When I was little…
  • Childhood Destroyed…
  • I wish I was a bird…
  • Let’s run away…
  • When your friend introduces you to someone and then leaves to take a call…
  • Bambi
  • The world as we know it
  • Aw, maaaan. Turn out the lights.