• You start like this…
  • The reality of my dating life…
  • Metal Bear
  • Why is there a crack on my phone?
  • Soul-eating ginger…
  • Umm, I guess I’m going to sleep over here
  • Clever kid
  • 99 cookies…
  • Five-second rule
  • One spoonful of cute puppy
  • How I type when there’s someone else with me
  • Texas pride