• Scarred for life…
  • Better than saying ‘I love you’
  • Spongebob aquarium
  • Na, na, na, na, nails
  • I left a secret message on my girlfriend’s iPad
  • Moms these days
  • A skilled hunter
  • I’ll do anything
  • Iced mentos prank
  • Girl’s logic
  • The most interesting lizard in the world
  • Zombies? Too busy crapping my pants…