• Nice wig, buddy…
  • Your mind gives up before your legs do…
  • Halloween costumes: boys vs. girls
  • My mom speaks only in puns on Facebook…
  • Respect your parents
  • Plank…
  • I can tell…
  • Well played, brick
  • Underground
  • How I feel going to school in the winter…
  • So I say “man’s best friend? I hardly know the guy!”
  • Childhood memories