• I don’t trust joggers…
  • Copying files…
  • Bangkok
  • I’m as surprised as you are human…
  • The Best Father’s Day Ad Ever Made
  • I am Iron Man
  • Jack and Rose could have both fit on that wooden plank…
  • Want me to go get that frisbee?
  • They exist!
  • Just one more hug please…
  • Sir, blow into this breathalyzer for me
  • It’s cool, Comcast, just put that anywhere