• Run for your lives…
  • When people ask me about my weekend…
  • I told you guys…
  • Get the London look…
  • Not like this…
  • Homer Simpson’s wisdom
  • What did I just say?
  • Thank you, Coke machine
  • Teenagers these days
  • The only thing twilight has ever taught
  • How did I not see this before?
  • What you do when a party sucks