• Handshake like a real man…
  • Checking my phone when it’s dark…
  • Balding post-it notes
  • Intelligent people
  • Asian sorcery
  • Master of Photoshop
  • King of Hipsters
  • I don’t need Google…
  • Lego friends
  • No, no, no!
  • The new ‘I crapped my pants’ fashion design
  • I can’t win