• Wait, that’s not Craig…
  • I will never lose a fight again…
  • Nothing personal
  • Say it to my face…
  • What did you just say?
  • Word to the wise…
  • “Jumpolines”
  • Best Girlfriend Ever
  • Real Life Joker
  • Whenever a girl asks to talk to me about her bad boyfriend…
  • Superdog
  • Mom! I told you to knock first!